Post by Happy Dancing Llama on Jul 11, 2005 23:28:43 GMT -4
30 stupid sayings!
1. Humpty-Dumpty was pushed
2. I am Nobody, Nobody is perfect, therefore I must be perfect!
3. Mom's love to clean, my mom loves to make me clean.
4. Everything you know is wrong!
5. Shhhhh! I'm hiding from my imaginary friend!
6. The problem with normal people is that they are normal.
7. What if the hokey-pokey really is what its all about?
8. You laugh because I'm differant. I laugh because you're all the same.
9. I have kid-napped my self...pay me 1 million dollars or you will never see me again.
10. You must have fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
11. Stop talking... I ran out of asprin.
12. It's only funny untill someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious!
13. Just because I look stupid doesn't mean I'm not.
14. It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
15. I had a nightmare and drempt I was you.
16. I'm cute your ugly... have a nice day
17. There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
18. I have photogrphic memory...but i ran out of film!
19. You dont have any friends...nobody likes you!
20. Life is so differant that what they avertised on tv.
21. Your pwers are useless...the clowns are on my side.
22. Eat well, live right, die anyway.
23. You look like a reject from a clown convintion.
24. Your just jeleouse because the voices only talk to me.
25. I have my falts but being wrong is not one of them.
26. Don't make me get out my flying monkeys
27. Sometimes i let my mind wonder...but it doesn't always come back.
28. The good news is that I'm me, the bad news is that your you.
29. Change is good but cash is better.
30. I see dumb people.
1. Humpty-Dumpty was pushed
2. I am Nobody, Nobody is perfect, therefore I must be perfect!
3. Mom's love to clean, my mom loves to make me clean.
4. Everything you know is wrong!
5. Shhhhh! I'm hiding from my imaginary friend!
6. The problem with normal people is that they are normal.
7. What if the hokey-pokey really is what its all about?
8. You laugh because I'm differant. I laugh because you're all the same.
9. I have kid-napped my self...pay me 1 million dollars or you will never see me again.
10. You must have fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
11. Stop talking... I ran out of asprin.
12. It's only funny untill someone gets hurt...then it's hilarious!
13. Just because I look stupid doesn't mean I'm not.
14. It's better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open it and remove all doubt.
15. I had a nightmare and drempt I was you.
16. I'm cute your ugly... have a nice day
17. There are no stupid questions, only stupid people.
18. I have photogrphic memory...but i ran out of film!
19. You dont have any friends...nobody likes you!
20. Life is so differant that what they avertised on tv.
21. Your pwers are useless...the clowns are on my side.
22. Eat well, live right, die anyway.
23. You look like a reject from a clown convintion.
24. Your just jeleouse because the voices only talk to me.
25. I have my falts but being wrong is not one of them.
26. Don't make me get out my flying monkeys
27. Sometimes i let my mind wonder...but it doesn't always come back.
28. The good news is that I'm me, the bad news is that your you.
29. Change is good but cash is better.
30. I see dumb people.
