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Post by zookie on Jan 10, 2007 19:59:18 GMT -4
*cringe* Slightly embarrassing, but good. La la la la laaaa...wish i had something to add to this. WAIT! I DO!
The idea that spawned these next lines was something to the effect of 'If Karasu had children.'
Heh.
Karasu: *in his best creepy voice* You know what happens to children who don't eat their peas, don't you?
Small Male Baby: O______O!!!
*insert spouse's call from some other part of the house*
Spouse: Honey? You're not scaring the baby again, are you?
Karasu: Of course not, dearest. That would be...cruel.
Small Male Baby: x__________X.
Of course, it's not funny unless you actually know who Karasu is.
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Post by Astral on Jan 17, 2007 18:28:13 GMT -4
Zookie, its not if funny even IF you know who Karasu is...
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Post by zookie on Jan 17, 2007 20:44:56 GMT -4
*sniff* SURE IT IS! Or maybe it's only funny if you're absolutely obsessed with the guy, as am I. I mean, i can even quote him if i wanted to...I do, actually, but no one ever notices...*sigh*
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Post by Astral on Jan 18, 2007 20:32:36 GMT -4
Right... well heres a few out of context sayings... "The SULTRY running cedar..." "Heh...mailbox..." "It kinda sounds like she has to go pee." LOL, oh the stories these could tell...
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Post by zookie on Jan 19, 2007 21:30:40 GMT -4
...Yes. *is lost in the subtext of this conversation*
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Post by WyndiWingfall on Jan 29, 2007 20:21:54 GMT -4
That Karasu quote was extremely interesting...XD I pity his "dearest." Why isn't she/he being blown to pieces yet?
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Post by zookie on Feb 21, 2007 8:40:15 GMT -4
Aha. I was hoping someone would ask that. Y'see, myself and my fellow co-schemer in this lovely idea have an answer for that too. Look, a demonstration:
Scene; It's dinnertime. Clockwise around the table sits first a small male baby in a blue bib, then Karasu, and then his lovely if slightly demented wife/husband. They are eating a Western-style meal of green beans, chicken, and rolls. Karasu is in a bad mood, because he lost at Scrabble and has to do the dishes afterwards.
Karasu; *stares down his roll, fuming. The poor roll, who would never know what hit it, was growing bigger as the pressure inside its yeastly little inside slowly increased*
Small Male Baby; *scrabbles at his highchair locks desperately in hopes that they'd give*
Wife/Husband; Hey, do you want any more- *notices the slowly rising roll*....oh. Dear.
Several things happen here, all at once. The roll gives it up and explodes, Karasu turns his attention onto his peas, and his spouse dashes around the table. S/he reaches out and tugs at Karasu's hair, and as he turns murderously at the wretched care of his beloved hair an indestructable bubble pops into existance around him. The small male baby and the spouse both give a relieved sigh and turn back to their meals, and Karasu fumes quietly the rest of the meal.
I haven't quite figured out yet how the bubble works- maybe his spouse slipped a sleeping pill in Karasu's food and got it installed while he was out- but it prevents any unfortunate accidents. Something like that, anyways.
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Post by WyndiWingfall on Feb 21, 2007 21:00:09 GMT -4
That's certainly good foresight. -.-'
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Post by zookie on Feb 21, 2007 23:41:58 GMT -4
Yessss, i thought so too.
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Post by WyndiWingfall on Feb 24, 2007 15:35:37 GMT -4
I'm afraid the child might be mentally scarred for life, though. XD
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Post by zookie on Feb 26, 2007 22:12:06 GMT -4
Oh, i dunno, just a little. A teensy bit, really. Miniscule.
...My friend and I were talking about Karasu driving a car today. And shaving his head. It was interesting.
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Post by Sir Ify on Feb 27, 2007 10:11:40 GMT -4
"As soon as he finished the incantation, a silvery substantce shot out of the end of Harry's Wand pushing back the dementors." -JKRowling
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Post by zookie on Feb 27, 2007 18:37:37 GMT -4
...Ew. *not quite sure what else to say to that*
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Post by Sir Ify on Feb 27, 2007 21:17:16 GMT -4
Thats what I said...
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