Post by zookie on Jul 7, 2005 20:38:24 GMT -4
((OUT O’ CONTEXT THINGS THAT MADE SENSE AT TWO/THREE IN THE MORNING))
LestatDeLioncourt and I had a sleepover. Disastrous outcome. Isn’t it interesting how much funnier things seem to be at wee hours of the morning?
1.“ I don’t know if it was too big or strong enough to resist, but it wouldn’t. Go. Down. The. Toilet! ”
2.“Kurama in a halter-top? That’s all I heard.”
3.“I wouldn’t let it get there!!!”(Add a sort o’ panicked tone to those words for best effects.)
4.“I don’t wanna watch it squirt out!”
5.“Dyaaaaa! Dyaaaaa! Dyaaaaa! DyooOoooooOOoooooOOOooooO!!!
6.“Byub? Bla bloop gurp hlab? Wha-wait! Louis! YOU SHOULD HAVE KISSED ME, D*MMIT!!!!”
7.“Ooh, look at my sexy hair! Swish, swish!”
*I apologize for potentially scarring any of you tender youths, but Lestat said if I didn’t post it she would. Now, here’s what these were pertaining to, so they might make a little more sense. *
1. I was talking about a SPIDER. It was rather large and hairy and in my toilet and it ‘bout scared the crap out o’ me.
2. I was whispering something to Eventide and APPARENTLY she heard me quite wrong. It was a miniskirt, anyways. J/k, j/k, don’t let that stick in your minds.
3. It was two in the morning and Lestat and I were talking about bugs underneath one’s skin. Odd but true.
4. LestatDeLioncourt(or Apanda) and I were watching the movie, “Interview with the Vampire”, (which is where Lestat and Louis pop up) and Apanda was having conniption fits (read; laughter attacks) about how incredibly odd Lestat’s blood looked when it was squirting out of his neck during Claudia’s (failed) attempt at murder. And, having got so much joy out of such a simple gesture, she encouraged me to ponder this as well, and I was not pleased.
5. Once more, “Interview with the Vampire”, but this was when a panicking Louis set Lestat on fire and we learned exactly what a vampire sounds like when he screams. Needless to say, we nearly fell off the bed laughing, just ‘cause we’re cruel like that. Poor Lestat. He needs a hug. Badly.
6. This was ALSO in the same lovely movie, but with an unknown (to ya’ll) but incredibly important character by the name of Armand. He and Louis had been talking right after Louis’ life had been ruined forever, and I suppose Louis was still just a tad bitter about the whole thing. But ANYWAYS, Louis suddenly felt the urge to grab Armand, pull him close, and then he was whispering about - well, prolly something to do with vengeance, but when such a thing is happening, it’s not like Apanda and I were paying much attention to what he was saying. I’m not a slash fan, but even I was surprised when Louis pulls away and continued to walk down the hall. Not half as surprised as Armand, as you can guess. Kinda a ‘O.O….*gasp, gasp*’ thing going on. And so Apanda and I were thinking, and this seems like something Armand would have said if he wasn’t busy gaping like a speechless idiot. It was funny, what can I say?
7. Armand again. We’ve noticed, that no matter the situation, Armand somehow manages to pose in a way that allows him to show off his hair. And darn nice hair it is, too, don’t get me wrong. It’s just terribly distracting after a while, to see that shiny hair swinging around.
WHEW! Done for now, but no worries, children, more to come! *cackles manically*
LestatDeLioncourt and I had a sleepover. Disastrous outcome. Isn’t it interesting how much funnier things seem to be at wee hours of the morning?
1.“ I don’t know if it was too big or strong enough to resist, but it wouldn’t. Go. Down. The. Toilet! ”
2.“Kurama in a halter-top? That’s all I heard.”
3.“I wouldn’t let it get there!!!”(Add a sort o’ panicked tone to those words for best effects.)
4.“I don’t wanna watch it squirt out!”
5.“Dyaaaaa! Dyaaaaa! Dyaaaaa! DyooOoooooOOoooooOOOooooO!!!
6.“Byub? Bla bloop gurp hlab? Wha-wait! Louis! YOU SHOULD HAVE KISSED ME, D*MMIT!!!!”
7.“Ooh, look at my sexy hair! Swish, swish!”
*I apologize for potentially scarring any of you tender youths, but Lestat said if I didn’t post it she would. Now, here’s what these were pertaining to, so they might make a little more sense. *
1. I was talking about a SPIDER. It was rather large and hairy and in my toilet and it ‘bout scared the crap out o’ me.
2. I was whispering something to Eventide and APPARENTLY she heard me quite wrong. It was a miniskirt, anyways. J/k, j/k, don’t let that stick in your minds.
3. It was two in the morning and Lestat and I were talking about bugs underneath one’s skin. Odd but true.
4. LestatDeLioncourt(or Apanda) and I were watching the movie, “Interview with the Vampire”, (which is where Lestat and Louis pop up) and Apanda was having conniption fits (read; laughter attacks) about how incredibly odd Lestat’s blood looked when it was squirting out of his neck during Claudia’s (failed) attempt at murder. And, having got so much joy out of such a simple gesture, she encouraged me to ponder this as well, and I was not pleased.
5. Once more, “Interview with the Vampire”, but this was when a panicking Louis set Lestat on fire and we learned exactly what a vampire sounds like when he screams. Needless to say, we nearly fell off the bed laughing, just ‘cause we’re cruel like that. Poor Lestat. He needs a hug. Badly.
6. This was ALSO in the same lovely movie, but with an unknown (to ya’ll) but incredibly important character by the name of Armand. He and Louis had been talking right after Louis’ life had been ruined forever, and I suppose Louis was still just a tad bitter about the whole thing. But ANYWAYS, Louis suddenly felt the urge to grab Armand, pull him close, and then he was whispering about - well, prolly something to do with vengeance, but when such a thing is happening, it’s not like Apanda and I were paying much attention to what he was saying. I’m not a slash fan, but even I was surprised when Louis pulls away and continued to walk down the hall. Not half as surprised as Armand, as you can guess. Kinda a ‘O.O….*gasp, gasp*’ thing going on. And so Apanda and I were thinking, and this seems like something Armand would have said if he wasn’t busy gaping like a speechless idiot. It was funny, what can I say?
7. Armand again. We’ve noticed, that no matter the situation, Armand somehow manages to pose in a way that allows him to show off his hair. And darn nice hair it is, too, don’t get me wrong. It’s just terribly distracting after a while, to see that shiny hair swinging around.
WHEW! Done for now, but no worries, children, more to come! *cackles manically*
